Mark Wahlberg

This page is evidently in its very early stages of construction, yet if you have any suggestions or questions, you're welcome to contact me.
For now, all I have is my devoted dedication to my prince, hero, knight in shining armor, protagonist of all my fantasies . . . sigh, there's absolutely nothing I wouldn't do to have this man. I'd sell my soul to the devil or maybe pay one of those geneticist geniuses in Sweden (or is it Switzerland?) to make me a clone of him. BTW, I'll be writing a fanfic about this soon, it'll be hilarious and very erotic . . . I promise.
Sorry, Punky Brewster, but I adore him. It's kinda hard to keep such a divine creature all to yourself, so my sincerest apologies, girl, keep your nose stuck in your books and move on! I'm sure you can find another actor in Tinseltown.
Anyway, to the rest of the fans, I'll be updating this site soon, check back often, I'll soon have screen shots of PLANET OF THE APES!!!! So don't miss it!
creature can only be given one name: God!
May He be praised as such!